Let the delicious drinks flow! You will find that you need it as the years go by. Happy? Here's to you! Sad? Drown your sorrows! Bored? Let's get hammered! It cures what ails you so pick your poison - therein lies the subject of this song. As we try to shop in anticipation of some serious imbibing, we are thwarted by our friends mercurial tastes. So be it; stagnation is kept at bay. The proper refreshments will be procured as they are discovered. Enjoy!
Drink Drink Drink She Drank Rumpelmintz Green and Minty sweet and sticky Powerful buzz but sort of icky We bought Rumplemintz But she doesn't drink it any more any more no she doesn't drink it any more She has a guy and he seemed steady Teddy Corona with a lime every time yeah Teddy He doesn't touch that hard stuff no with a light mellow buzz he's ready to go She drank Beer Dark and drear or crisp and clear refreshingly delicious and full of cheer Red ale brown ale blond ale pale Hefewisen Belgian Porter Stout she loved ale We bought Beer But she doesn't drink it anymore any more no she doesn't drink it any more You Drank Double Rum and Coke in a short glass please You want to feel the buzz it should bring you to your knees You want to see the liquid clear not dark through that glass You want to get a drink that will knock you on your ass She Drank Wine Wine of grape monarch of the vine Nectar of gods libation of mine We bought Wine And she drinks wine all the time all the time yes she drinks wine all the time Teddy's not so steady after all no Teddy No more Corona no more anything for Teddy He's living his life clean and clear The last thing he needs is one more beer You were Sick Drinking hard takes its toll as the years go by One day pain and sickness will outweigh the high Teddy started drinking once again yeah Teddy Whiskey beer wine yeah once again so steady Hard stuff light delicious drinks will flow Teddy's rocking steady he's ready to go You Drink Water and Wine Wine and water together please you need something mild to sip with ease It takes the edge off fulfills some needs We all Drink Yes, we all drink all the time all the time yes we all drink all the time
Bass: Casparagus Guitar: Teddy aka Mitchard Drums and Percussion: Carolugula Voices: Casparagus Wine Asshole: Carolugula